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naternet:

Sometimes, The Onion just hits a little too close to the truth. Ouch…

This is pure gold.

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    Best line: ”He believes...Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay...
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  10. standardgrey reblogged this from naternet and added:
    This is pure gold.
  11. strongscentofevergreen reblogged this from jdarby and added:
    That is true. Then again, the comments on real news articles are always ridiculous too.
  12. jdarby reblogged this from strongscentofevergreen and added:
    Yeah, but look at the comments from the other people who reflagged it :P
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  14. robot-heart-politics reblogged this from naternet and added:
    Hahhahahahahhaha. Hahahahhahahahahaha. Ha.
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    This is spot on. I can think of so many people this article describes, including my father.
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